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“The Baudelaires huddled together as if the cafeteria were extremely cold, wincing in soreness and worry. It seemed to the Baudelaire orphans that they wanted to be lucky more than they had in their entire lives.”
reason #17 i know my frontal lobe is developing: i just read that and said ‘you poor dears’ out loud to myself at breakfast
— Feb 24, 2026 05:49AM
reason #17 i know my frontal lobe is developing: i just read that and said ‘you poor dears’ out loud to myself at breakfast
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Parker J
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‘“Not only am I intelligent,” Genghis agreed, “but I’m also very smart.’
me as hell
— Feb 23, 2026 04:24PM
me as hell
