Mr.Toad’s Reviews > Canadian Boyfriend > Status Update
Mr.Toad
is 24% done
God I hope the sharks won that game. Sent this one dimensional MMC to San Jose, better have him losing the game.
Sorry pause, as I am writing this he just said that she looked like she was having an orgasm when she was having a like lowkey anxiety attack because of her previous eating disorder I actually lost my mind.
OH MY GOD JUST FOUND OUT THEY DID LOSE TO SJ LFG YOU GUYS BLESS
— Feb 16, 2026 11:46PM
Sorry pause, as I am writing this he just said that she looked like she was having an orgasm when she was having a like lowkey anxiety attack because of her previous eating disorder I actually lost my mind.
OH MY GOD JUST FOUND OUT THEY DID LOSE TO SJ LFG YOU GUYS BLESS
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Mr.Toad
is 25% done
Hey. Why are we SOOOOO extremely curious about why she is a “failed” ballerina when she teaches your daughters rap class but you also knew she went to some prestigious dance school? Like you just assumed she went to that snooty school just so she could teach little kids dance…right right right
— Feb 16, 2026 11:47PM
Mr.Toad
is 24% done
AHHH GET OUT I dont care about you and your dead wife’s sex life.
— Feb 16, 2026 11:41PM
Mr.Toad
is 22% done
I might actually have to dnf. We’ll see how much more of this insta love w no chemistry I can handle
— Feb 16, 2026 11:35PM
Mr.Toad
is 21% done
Crazy how this was written by someone who grew up in Minnesota and now lives in Canada. Actually a bit blasphemous.
— Feb 16, 2026 11:34PM
Mr.Toad
is 19% done
Starting to understand why that one review says “if I hear Mike Martin one more time I might lose my mind” because me too. Why are we saying his FULL NAME in EVERY sentence that refers to him. Girl we know how to read. We can pick up on that fact that your internal dialogue is about him when you are ACTOVELY TALKIGN TO HOM
— Feb 16, 2026 11:26PM
Mr.Toad
is 17% done
Hahahahahah barbecue is called a grill in the US and NOBODY could POSSIBLY know what you’re talking about if you said barbecue and not grill. Hahahah what a good comedic moment 😐
Hahahaha they call it sofa and couch and it depends where you live and absolutely NOBODY could know what you mean if you don’t say the right one in the right place 😐
— Feb 16, 2026 11:22PM
Hahahaha they call it sofa and couch and it depends where you live and absolutely NOBODY could know what you mean if you don’t say the right one in the right place 😐
Mr.Toad
is 16% done
I feel like someone googled “hockey facts” and then decided to right that.
OH MY GOD IF SOMEONE USES “Minnesotan” TO DESCRIBE THE WAY SOMEONE LOOKS ONE MORE TIME I MIGHT HAVE TO DNF BEFORE HALFWAY THROUGH
What happened to chemistry? What happened to the entertaining part of a book?
— Feb 16, 2026 11:17PM
OH MY GOD IF SOMEONE USES “Minnesotan” TO DESCRIBE THE WAY SOMEONE LOOKS ONE MORE TIME I MIGHT HAVE TO DNF BEFORE HALFWAY THROUGH
What happened to chemistry? What happened to the entertaining part of a book?
Mr.Toad
is 13% done
Oh my lord. THERE IS PUBLIC TRANSIT! Also what? Can we not have dual POVs anymore. PLEASE I only want to hear from the love interest at the very end of the book I DONT want it every chapter!!!!
Also sorry still hung up on “he’s not fake. He’s Canadian”
— Feb 16, 2026 11:08PM
Also sorry still hung up on “he’s not fake. He’s Canadian”
