Mr.Toad’s Reviews > Canadian Boyfriend > Status Update

Hey. Why are we SOOOOO extremely curious about why she is a “failed” ballerina when she teaches your daughters rap class but you also knew she went to some prestigious dance school? Like you just assumed she went to that snooty school just so she could teach little kids dance…right right right

God I hope the sharks won that game. Sent this one dimensional MMC to San Jose, better have him losing the game.

Sorry pause, as I am writing this he just said that she looked like she was having an orgasm when she was having a like lowkey anxiety attack because of her previous eating disorder I actually lost my mind.

OH MY GOD JUST FOUND OUT THEY DID LOSE TO SJ LFG YOU GUYS BLESS

AHHH GET OUT I dont care about you and your dead wife’s sex life.

Hyundai ad! Let’s go 🙌😂🫰

Crazy how this was written by someone who grew up in Minnesota and now lives in Canada. Actually a bit blasphemous.

Starting to understand why that one review says “if I hear Mike Martin one more time I might lose my mind” because me too. Why are we saying his FULL NAME in EVERY sentence that refers to him. Girl we know how to read. We can pick up on that fact that your internal dialogue is about him when you are ACTOVELY TALKIGN TO HOM

Hahahahahah barbecue is called a grill in the US and NOBODY could POSSIBLY know what you’re talking about if you said barbecue and not grill. Hahahah what a good comedic moment 😐

Hahahaha they call it sofa and couch and it depends where you live and absolutely NOBODY could know what you mean if you don’t say the right one in the right place 😐

I feel like someone googled “hockey facts” and then decided to right that.

OH MY GOD IF SOMEONE USES “Minnesotan” TO DESCRIBE THE WAY SOMEONE LOOKS ONE MORE TIME I MIGHT HAVE TO DNF BEFORE HALFWAY THROUGH

What happened to chemistry? What happened to the entertaining part of a book?

Guys she’s a girl AND she likes shoes 😐

Oh my lord. THERE IS PUBLIC TRANSIT! Also what? Can we not have dual POVs anymore. PLEASE I only want to hear from the love interest at the very end of the book I DONT want it every chapter!!!!

Also sorry still hung up on “he’s not fake. He’s Canadian”