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Look I know it's wrong but I'm not sure there's a right choice in this situation anyway. I'd march to Rome with him...VIVA SULLA

— 16 hours, 10 min ago

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Ryan is 62% done

OMG I just realized, Sulla...

* has sharp canine teeth
* a pale, bloodless complexion
* burns easily in the sunlight
* has a dangerously hypnotic charm

IS SULLA A VAMPIRE????

— Feb 11, 2026 06:34PM

Ryan is 42% done

Mark down "Hooked knife to the groin" on my list of ways I would prefer not to die.

— Feb 07, 2026 11:00AM

Ryan is 31% done

In which Sulla stares down some eastern potentates and says "Do this, because I say so."

...and they do. Because he is Sulla, not-yet-Felix yet still terrifying in his presence and majesty.

— Feb 05, 2026 06:06PM

Ryan is 20% done

— Feb 04, 2026 08:57PM

Ryan is 13% done

Casual misogyny continues apace, but I continue to be unclear on whether it's authorial or she's just really period-immersed.

And Sulla's already murdered someone (of course).

— Feb 03, 2026 09:46PM

Ryan is 4% done

— Feb 01, 2026 08:51PM

Ryan is 80% done

I don't generally find her speeches anything special, but Sulla's first march on Rome was...amazing. Horrifying, of course, but beautifully executed.

— Jul 27, 2022 07:59PM

Ryan is 25% done

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— Aug 26, 2015 04:24PM

Ryan is finished

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