Max’s Reviews > How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager > Status Update

In his defense

That seemed like defense

Maybe excessive force

But eh 🤷🏼‍♂️

I won't tell

The way my eyes went into twinkle mode when he said 'love' 🤣🥹

O.O

That sure did escalate

Now just take a page from the Odyssey and don't use your real name

Fuck.

Ah. There cometh some shit unto the fan now, I believe 🤦🏼‍♂️🙍🏼‍♂️

So maybe we don't want to scream right after hunters nearly found us?

*eye twitching*

Get. Inside. You fucking. Idiots.

DUDE.

JUST. FUCKING. TELL. HIM.

It's only gonna be so much worse when it comes out and V looks back on every time he danced around it 😩😩😩

Going absolutely fucking feral over all these miscommunications because of lack of communication 🙃

Wait. Matthew and Wesley never met in person? Huh?? Then how'd he get the blood bag??

Also V, please put that tag on something moving