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Max is on page 387 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
Well yeah it makes sense as a trap for the people specifically raised to prevent and remedy those things
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Max is on page 347 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
I'm still not sure whether the occasional second person slip-up is intentional or a mistake

Are Syenite and Essun also connected? 🤔

Are they the same person too??
Feb 23, 2026 01:26PM Add a comment
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Max is on page 331 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
Yay I was right
Feb 18, 2026 04:35PM Add a comment
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Max
Max is on page 288 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
Syenite flinches. Remembering the sound of ripping tendons. The palm of her hand stings sharply.

Damaya link confirmed??
Feb 17, 2026 03:38PM Add a comment
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Max is on page 248 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
No it fully is just a caste of people doing the devil's tango for a living
Feb 15, 2026 12:10PM Add a comment
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Max
Max is on page 234 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
Wait so Breeders are, what, intersex? Trans women? That's iffy 💀
Feb 15, 2026 11:53AM Add a comment
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Max is on page 212 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
I keep wondering if Damaya and Syenite are the same person
Feb 15, 2026 11:31AM Add a comment
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Max is on page 107 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
Wow is there a whole use-caste for people with a breeding kink?
Feb 11, 2026 07:48AM Add a comment
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Max is on page 100 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
I don't think love should hurt like that, but who am I to decide 😐
Feb 11, 2026 07:42AM Add a comment
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Max is on page 76 of 512 of The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
Yay, eugenics... 🫠
Feb 10, 2026 03:50PM Add a comment
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Max is on page 27 of 293 of Vampires Never Get Old: Tales with Fresh Bite (Untold Legends, #1)
Kind of wish we got more of this story but this might be better haha
Feb 07, 2026 02:51PM Add a comment
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Max is finished with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Hell no

Nope

Sorry I was there for the first 70? 80? % of this

But the end just...

Nah
Feb 05, 2026 06:19AM Add a comment
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Max
Max is 97% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Btw blood dries brown, not red 😅
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Max is 97% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
"You're my boyfriend. I can say whatever the fuck I want to you."

That's a bit of a wild take
Feb 05, 2026 05:56AM Add a comment
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Max is 95% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Some usage of clichéd language can be nice

This is a bit overused tho and kinda mutes the meaning 🥲

The whole 'neither did he tell his lungs to breathe or his heart to beat' thing
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Max is 93% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
In this digital age it's a little ridiculous how much weight is put on his phone number having changed

Then again you can brick a Macbook by forgetting your apple ID, as my old job found out several times after people left 🤣
Feb 05, 2026 05:40AM Add a comment
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Max
Max is 90% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Noooo damnit
I mean I get it from a safety standpoint
But aaaaah
Feb 05, 2026 05:19AM Add a comment
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Max is 89% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Please let them set the record straight :|
Feb 05, 2026 05:09AM Add a comment
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Max is 78% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
In his defense

That seemed like defense

Maybe excessive force

But eh 🤷🏼‍♂️

I won't tell
Feb 04, 2026 05:05PM Add a comment
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Max is 78% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
The way my eyes went into twinkle mode when he said 'love' 🤣🥹
Feb 04, 2026 05:04PM Add a comment
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Max is 78% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
O.O

That sure did escalate

Now just take a page from the Odyssey and don't use your real name
Feb 04, 2026 04:58PM Add a comment
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Max
Max is 75% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Ah. There cometh some shit unto the fan now, I believe 🤦🏼‍♂️🙍🏼‍♂️
Feb 04, 2026 04:43PM Add a comment
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Max is 75% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
So maybe we don't want to scream right after hunters nearly found us?
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Max is 74% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
*eye twitching*

Get. Inside. You fucking. Idiots.
Feb 04, 2026 04:36PM Add a comment
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Max is 72% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
DUDE.

JUST. FUCKING. TELL. HIM.

It's only gonna be so much worse when it comes out and V looks back on every time he danced around it 😩😩😩
Feb 04, 2026 04:26PM Add a comment
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Max is 68% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Going absolutely fucking feral over all these miscommunications because of lack of communication 🙃
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Max
Max is 66% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Wait. Matthew and Wesley never met in person? Huh?? Then how'd he get the blood bag??

Also V, please put that tag on something moving
Feb 04, 2026 04:00PM Add a comment
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Max
Max is 66% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
AAAAAHHGGGG

MY DUDES

MY GUYS

COMMUNICATE FASTER
Feb 04, 2026 03:57PM Add a comment
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Max is 65% done with How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
The way I paused the audiobook just to yell at my screen 'JUST FUCKING TELL HIM' 🤣🤣🤣
Feb 04, 2026 03:29PM Add a comment
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