crystal’s Reviews > Scrub Me, Daddy > Status Update
crystal
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The house cleaner is also an aphrodisiac? What on earth are these authors on when they write these books genuinely?
— Feb 02, 2026 07:59AM
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crystal
is on page 37 of 92
Great she took the sponges virginity and left him alone in her apartment to cry.
— Feb 02, 2026 08:08AM
crystal
is on page 33 of 92
‘Tell me what you want my little bubble’ I am actually going to go drink bleach
— Feb 02, 2026 08:03AM
crystal
is on page 32 of 92
‘I need to scrub you from the inside out’ actually get away from me
— Feb 02, 2026 08:02AM
crystal
is on page 16 of 92
Okay the sponge is alive now and I really don’t know if that makes it better or worse
— Feb 02, 2026 07:49AM
crystal
is on page 13 of 92
WHAT IS SHE DOING? Why is she using a sponge to get off? I can’t do this. I thought it was going to at least come alive
— Feb 02, 2026 07:45AM
crystal
is starting
‘I love the reviews you give’ the people yearn for reviews of the weird books they send me. So here I am once again
— Feb 02, 2026 07:34AM
