Status Updates From Scrub Me, Daddy (Scrubbie D...

Great she took the sponges virginity and left him alone in her apartment to cry.

‘Tell me what you want my little bubble’ I am actually going to go drink bleach

‘I need to scrub you from the inside out’ actually get away from me

The house cleaner is also an aphrodisiac? What on earth are these authors on when they write these books genuinely?

You know what good for her fair play

Okay the sponge is alive now and I really don’t know if that makes it better or worse

WHAT IS SHE DOING? Why is she using a sponge to get off? I can’t do this. I thought it was going to at least come alive

‘I love the reviews you give’ the people yearn for reviews of the weird books they send me. So here I am once again