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“Gerard Butler took the romantic comedy to an orgy, accidentally strangled it during an air game, panicked, and dumped its body in the woods.” wtf
— 12 hours, 57 min ago
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"I read the top page aloud" help, why are you reading things aloud when you're breaking and entering into someone's office
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"Dropped like panties at a kiss concert" is the strangest, most millennial thing I've heard in a while
— Jan 22, 2026 06:53AM
