Steffi’s Reviews > The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires > Status Update
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"I read the top page aloud" help, why are you reading things aloud when you're breaking and entering into someone's office
— 8 hours, 20 min ago
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“Gerard Butler took the romantic comedy to an orgy, accidentally strangled it during an air game, panicked, and dumped its body in the woods.” wtf
— 1 hour, 32 min ago
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"Dropped like panties at a kiss concert" is the strangest, most millennial thing I've heard in a while
— 23 hours, 59 min ago
