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Thought some of my bookworm friends would find this story funny...so I’m in my local used bookstore prowling the shelves when I suddenly hear this woman shout “I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. THE UNITED STATES HAS FALLEN TO THE TYRANNY OF WESTERN EUROPE.” Then in a much softer voice she asks an employee “Do you have Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee?” You can’t make this kind of shit up, folks.
— Jan 02, 2017 11:12PM
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Jan 03, 2017 04:49AM
Let's just hope the first statement turns out to be true :)
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Markus wrote: "Let's just hope the first statement turns out to be true :)"Tried it once, didn't work out :(
Ashley wrote: "Were you at Bookmans yesterday??"Yeah, Grant/Campbell. The nice lady with the tamales wasn't there, though, so I had to content myself with just bringing home books and not some delicious food.
Nate wrote: "Ashley wrote: "Were you at Bookmans yesterday??"Yeah, Grant/Campbell. The nice lady with the tamales wasn't there, though, so I had to content myself with just bringing home books and not some de..."
Well, it was almost cool. I was at Bookman's yesterday, too . . . except Speedway and Wilmot. The tamale lady never comes there :(
Ashley wrote: "Nate wrote: "Ashley wrote: "Were you at Bookmans yesterday??"Yeah, Grant/Campbell. The nice lady with the tamales wasn't there, though, so I had to content myself with just bringing home books an..."
I stop by there a lot on my way home from work when I need retail therapy. Always works :)
She was right though. All your bases are belonging to us.
Conor wrote: "She was right though. All your bases are belonging to us."How you gonna administrate your overseas empire when you can't even get your quotes right?
Nate wrote: "Conor wrote: "She was right though. All your bases are belonging to us."How you gonna administrate your overseas empire when you can't even get your quotes right?"
I must now commit sepuku to restore my honor.
Also I didn't check your other comments before posting before but I now see Markus had a similar comment. We're going to form a tag-team to fulfill our goals of world domination. The tag-team name? 2 Dudes with Attitudes (note: This was an actual tag-team name in the WWE in the 90's (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Dud...). WWE employs a team of writers and this was the best name they could come up with. I love pro wrestling).
Conor wrote: "Nate wrote: "Conor wrote: "She was right though. All your bases are belonging to us."How you gonna administrate your overseas empire when you can't even get your quotes right?"
I must now commit..."
Any time you guys wanna get in the ring and get Yorktown'd lemme know :D
Nate wrote: "Conor wrote: "Nate wrote: "Conor wrote: "She was right though. All your bases are belonging to us."How you gonna administrate your overseas empire when you can't even get your quotes right?"
I m..."
Get Yorktown'd? Is this Rebel English for asking a bunch of French dudes to save you? :D
Markus wrote: "Nate wrote: "Conor wrote: "Nate wrote: "Conor wrote: "She was right though. All your bases are belonging to us."How you gonna administrate your overseas empire when you can't even get your quotes..."
Never let it be said that we let a silly thing like pride get in the way of throwing off the yoke of the European oppressor. 'Sides, my family name is French so I like to picture the allies singing "reunited and it feels so good" as they bayoneted the guts out of the Limey scum. (Andy, if you read this, I'm so sorry.)
The greatest poster in all the internet has weighed in on this very topic: https://i.redd.it/ypsgty436w8y.jpgYou guys should also check out r/KenM on reddit. Incredible stuff.
That dude probably jerks it to campaign maps of the war of 1812.
P.S. Taking Conor's advice and checking out all of KenM's stuff right now. :D
And I want to thank Conor for the laughs: Thank you, Conor.
