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Corey
is 51% done
The policies for this cruise company make no sense.
Siblings can't work on the same ship.
Crew can't have facial hair.
Why??
— Nov 07, 2025 02:52PM
Siblings can't work on the same ship.
Crew can't have facial hair.
Why??
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Corey
is 81% done
I feel like your cruise ship is not gonna stop in a sketchy part of Jamaica
— Dec 07, 2025 01:00PM
Corey
is 74% done
I keep forgetting this is Christian and then it like randomly punches me in the face with it
— Nov 30, 2025 11:46PM
Corey
is 64% done
The thing about cozy mysteries is that they're meant to be low stakes so it's weird how many involve murder
What do you MEAN "you also can't resist a good mystery" a woman is DEAD
— Nov 18, 2025 11:29AM
What do you MEAN "you also can't resist a good mystery" a woman is DEAD
Corey
is 50% done
Wait why aren't the ship crew allowed to have facial hair that's weird
— Oct 24, 2025 10:39AM
Corey
is 38% done
Hold on let's find out if this is a real spider (bet it isn't)
— Sep 26, 2025 09:53PM
