Status Updates From Starboard Secrets (Cruise S...

I fully keep forgetting it's Christian 😭

I feel like your cruise ship is not gonna stop in a sketchy part of Jamaica

I keep forgetting this is Christian and then it like randomly punches me in the face with it

The thing about cozy mysteries is that they're meant to be low stakes so it's weird how many involve murder

What do you MEAN "you also can't resist a good mystery" a woman is DEAD

The policies for this cruise company make no sense.

Siblings can't work on the same ship.
Crew can't have facial hair.

Why??

Chapter 9 start

Wait why aren't the ship crew allowed to have facial hair that's weird

I thought Andy was gay 😭

My money is on Annette

Nope no such spider

Hold on let's find out if this is a real spider (bet it isn't)

Why is it Christian 😭

I'm not even like mad it's Christian I'm just confused bc I wasn't expecting the cruise ship murder mystery book to Be Christian

Why is it Christian

Was not expecting the prayer bit 😭

"So now elevators were out unless it was life or death"

Alright Chekhov you've cocked it now let's see if you make the shot

Hey what the fuck