Rian *fire and books*’s Reviews > What Stalks the Deep > Status Update

Rules of life:
- be true to your friends ✔️
- don’t cheat at cards ✔️
- don’t piss on the less fortunate ✔️
- don’t steal other people skeletons ❌

“Cluck cluck.” 🐓🤣🤣🤣

“The weight of it still hung over me like the sort of Damocles, although swords are light and thin and airy, so perhaps this was more like the club of Damocles.”

“I will not.”

Alex and I could be besties