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“She felt less like a mere human being, and more like a human who was merely being.”

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FUCK YEAH SLEDGIE

If this actually becomes a plot point I will gag

What I just texted my friend:

I just barely started the audiobook and you’re right, I’m not impressed so far. Firstly, the female narrator clearly was in an inferior sound booth cuz her sound quality is subpar to the male narrator. Secondly, we open with a (redacted) for the prologue and a (redacted) in chapter 1? Wtf is this? Intro to fanfic 101?

Literally 4% in and I’m annoyed. This is ridiculous.

Blegh

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The giggle I giggled just now was unhinged

🥺🐐🧛‍♀️😭

I’m kind of obsessed with how many people outside the dungeon see what Carl is doing/see the unfairness and are doing small little moments of kindness to try and help him survive

Excuse me, I need to cry about a man and his cat.

Pony. Is. Everything.

Why the fuck not just say she she hid in the basement the whole time?

“You have no idea how hard it is to be a woman.“

WILD to see this was written by a man

W… T… F…

Humans are a terrible building material

Big ooooph

So far this is like a whimsical version of The Incandescent

JIMBO

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The way I actually guffawed, out loud, in my car

Talking Fancy Feast has SENT ME

An unsubtle critique of AI? Yes please!

Oh Zev…

Bastard

My dude, take the hint!

Tree what?

My money is on performative tears for $200 Alex

Don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry

BIG OOOOPH

1. So glad to have not guessed something so important
2. If anything happens to my baby Eidhin I’ll revolt