Stress Reader’s Reviews > This Inevitable Ruin > Status Update

Me IRL: “Hear, hear!” shouted Ferdinand. “I don’t know what the hell anyone is talking about, but I agree with Carl!”

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Real life really needs to stop interrupting my reading time, cause leaving off right here is brutal.

The chaos just keeps on getting more chaotic and I am here for it.

Cascadia laughed. It had a hint of madness to it. “Well, why not? Why the fuck not?”

I'm with Donut and Ferdinand in regards to how a certain king looks in his crown. 😂

I miss them going on talk shows, though. So many funny lines during those. But the other meetings kinda fill that spot.

'Jamal feels as if you’re trying to reverse-psychologicalize him. It will not work. Jamal is much too quick-witted for such tricks. I was once one of the most feared warriors of all the seas.'


'I still don’t understand why they can have these things, but we can’t.'


'For the Posse!'


'Fu¢k the cheese sticks!'


'Break them all.'


'She's very trusting for a backstabbing bit¢h.'

'This was supposed to be a game, and now we're literally fighting for our lives. Yet you fools are pretending like nothing has happened. You're complicit in all this'



'This isn't something that would ever happen to a prizewinning indoor cat.'



'I do hope you escape so we can extend our play, but gracious pet owners accept the gifts their animals drop at their doorsteps.'

'This is for you. This is what you built.'


'Carl, if this turns into some weird furry-🌽 thing, I’m going to lose my absolute shit.'


'Sorry, buddy. Sometimes people change, and that’s all there is to it.'


'Shouldn't’t have to think about killing outworlders? Why shouldn’t I? Have they stopped thinking about trying to kill me?'

'You mean like a cat girl? You know how I feel about cat girls, [Redacted].'

'This in unauthorized derriere 🌽!' 🍩🕳️

'ZEV, AM I GETTING ANY OF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY?'

'Stay Frosty, Boys.'

'You’re much more confident than you were on television. You were giving me Charlotte vibes when we met you last time , but now you’re a straight Samantha. Not schmex doll head Samantha. Schmex addict Samantha.'


'f only I could see him again. It would change everything.'

'New Achievement! Crab Chowder! You jerked off a crab. You really need therapy.'

'SOMEBODY TELL THIS DOPPELGANGER BITCH TO LET ME GO OR I WILL KILL HER MOTHER AND UNINVITE HER TO MY BACHELORETTE PARTY.'

'And to think the other woman is a meatball.'

I call the ball turret! What's a ball turret?'

'Splash, make it strong. Just like you do at the club. Do your Wet Spot routine.'

⚠️TW vague SH reference

'I'm not a huge fan of beige-colored items as a rule, but it is extra floppy, and that’s always a nice bonus. I do like floppy. Though it completely clashes with my fit.'

'WELL, I’M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO PICK THE HALLOWEEN AFICIONADO. I MEAN, REALLY. MY PERSONALITY IS MUCH TOO SPARKLY AND OPTIMISTIC FOR ME TO BE A GOTH. IT DOES COME WITH BLACK LIPSTICK. AND A BOX CUTTER FOR SOME REASON.'

Love the way Matt chose to recap the chaotic events of book 6. Genius. Plus more time w/ a hilarious, alien lawyer.

Some fave lines (part 1)

'It's ok to be a work in progress.'

'People like you, they want meaning to their suffering. They want to know that what’s happening to them is for some greater good.'

'Reward: You have received a Gold "I have the conch" Box!'

'New Achievement! Demons Hate This One Trick!'

So many laughs already, heartwarming and shattering moments, and then Matt drops big, real things like this:

"The rich folk sure like getting their faces up on the screen when they’re donating to some charity, but the moment a scruffy former crawler shows up in their home system looking to settle down, they’ll fight like hell to prevent it. Mark my words.”