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max theodore
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"And the women--ah, the women were glorious [...] For the first time in history, perhaps, they were as strong and interesting as men."
"Yet fascinating new phrases like 'they brainwashed you' and 'it's so Freudian' and 'I can't relate to it' were on everyone's lips."
his pov is so. special
— Sep 05, 2025 08:59PM
"Yet fascinating new phrases like 'they brainwashed you' and 'it's so Freudian' and 'I can't relate to it' were on everyone's lips."
his pov is so. special
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max theodore
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yknow that quote attributed to camus that says the literal meaning of life is whatever you’re doing that stops you from killing yourself? i think this whole book is about that
— Oct 03, 2025 07:27PM

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“Like a boy he looked, almost lost.” armand de age regression strikes again
— Sep 27, 2025 03:31PM

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who would win: centuries of self-loathing repeated ingrained satanist cult logic vs. lestat voice “no u”
— Sep 26, 2025 09:12AM

max theodore
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it’s not that i thought you were all kidding about gabrielle lioncourt transmasc but i didn’t think it would be this explicit
— Sep 24, 2025 07:34AM

max theodore
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“I was thinking about her as if there were tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow…” okay i’ll kill myself
— Sep 24, 2025 07:21AM

max theodore
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armand watching lestat barge onto stage to have an existential mania crashout: 🟠🟠
— Sep 20, 2025 11:12PM

max theodore
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i like that turning gives you free sensory overload
— Sep 12, 2025 10:58AM

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maybe live theater is the only thing that matters in the world
— Sep 11, 2025 04:51PM

max theodore
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theater kid philosophizing himself into an existential crisis so bad it gets manic-dissociative… i hate to say this but he’s kind of the realest to ever do it
— Sep 11, 2025 10:58AM