Alex Cali’s Reviews > Morning Star > Status Update

“Nighty night, Grimmus.”

I’m sorry, but how do I calm this adrenaline coursing through me currently…

So…I may have spoken too soon about the Darrow trusting douche canoes. I make no apologies. Pierce Brown clearly loves to fuck with me.

DARROW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TRUSTING PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY DOUCH CANOES.

Okay the fact that (insert name here) and (insert name here) are getting hitched has me in shambles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I love them so much.

The fact that “bye Felicia” is written into this masterpiece has me GAGGED.

“If you’re watching, Eo, it’s time to close your eyes. The Reaper has come. And he’s brought hell with him.”

Okay, I’m absolutely having a heart attack. For sure.

“Today I take.”

*insert me fist pumping like a maniac here.*

“We’re it, boyo. Broken and cracked and stupid as we are, we’re the light, and we’re spreading.”

Excuse me while I bask in this little ounce of hope I have for the moment before I just know my world is about to be destroyed AGAIN.

“I would have lived in peace. But my enemies brought me war.”

Chills. Literal chills. Officially solidified as a god tier series.

“I am here my friend. The Abyss will not claim us yet. Not just yet.”

Let me just say that if any harm comes to my baby Ragnar…I will be disassociating for the foreseeable future.