Emily M’s Reviews > 只想修炼化形的蛇蛇有什么错 > Status Update

“The battle of the nine fifteenth-rank serpent demons shook the entire cliffside...Xu Nian, her eyes wide with anticipation, looked at Ji Yuebai as if she were a child waiting for praise. Ji Yuebai’s lips curled into a genuine smile of admiration. ‘Ah Nian, you really are amazing.’ Xu Nian’s heart soared with joy, but she maintained a composed facade, lowering her voice, ‘This time, it’s my turn to protect you.’”

“Sensing Xu Nian’s disappointment, Ji Yuebai stood beside her, her voice hesitant, ‘Perhaps, it’s just that your sword isn’t right for you.’ Look at what she had done to a genius, Xu Nian thought wryly, even driving her to tell white lies…With a bitter smile, she asked, ‘Yuebai, have you ever comforted anyone before?’ The woman in white beside her paused for a moment before responding, ‘You could tell.’”
LOL.

OK, was NOT expecting rabbit demons! Good thing rabbits are naturally wary of snakes.

Ah, the misunderstandings upon misunderstandings are so painful, but also kinda slapstick funny! I feel like Mu Yanyu is the only person who has even half a clue here.
“’Sisters, when did this happen? You moved so fast!’ Mu Yanyu… with a facepalm, clarified, ‘It’s not what you think.’ But Xu Nian…nodded understandingly, ‘No need to explain. Love is like a tornado, sudden and intense. I get it.’

“Xu Nian watched, her heart aching, as Mu Yanyu, who had been so spirited and hopeful, now seemed as dejected as a frostbitten eggplant.” LOL – great description!

“In her previous life, there was a phrase that perfectly described her relationship with Ji Yuebai. Without Ji Yuebai, Xu Nian was like a fish out of water…On the other hand, Ji Yuebai without her was like a fish without a bicycle; not only would it have no impact on her, but it would also mean fewer unnecessary troubles.”

So our little snake is a melancholy drunk, I see…

“The pitiful remains of the dress...hung on the somewhat battered deck, fluttering in the wind… Ji Yuebai, noticing her gaze, comforted her…’I’ll accompany you to buy new ones.’ Xu Nian flicked her tail…‘But I only had a hundred sets of that dress…You even said it looked good on me. Just thinking about its loss makes my heart ache ...’”

Extreme, but I really hate it when a company stops making MY jean style, so...

“Mu Yanyu propped her chin...Xu Nian, having devoured an entire roast suckling pig, a bear paw, and a plate of silverfish, finally noticed Mu Yanyu’s gaze. ‘Why aren’t you eating?’ she asked. Mu Yanyu’s eyes twinkled playfully... ‘Beauty is a feast for the eyes. Just watching you eat fills me up,’ she joked.”
Our snake is a pretty girl now, but she hasn’t lost her appetite! Good for her.

“Mu Yanyu…shared her latest venture with sparkling eyes: ‘Most cultivators seclude themselves in their caves, reluctant to venture out, yet they long for spiritual cuisine. They’re frustrated by the lack of servants, so I’m planning to recruit some disciples from the outer sect, equipping them with swift wind boots, and setting up a delivery service right to their doorsteps…’” LOL, cultivator DoorDash!

Wasn’t expecting to Ji Yuebai to be so chill about My Yanyu turning up here, too! Though, perhaps since Xu Nian confessed to being into her, maybe she’s feeling magnanimous to her rival.