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THE FUCK???
Wigs
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"He looked so amazing and gorgeous she felt the urge to throw up." This quality writing right now, I tell you what...
— Jan 30, 2012 11:30AM
Wigs
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Oh my god, vag shaving and brutal deaths in the same chapter...what am I even reading anymore.
— Jan 29, 2012 10:03PM
Wigs
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If Tookie doesn't take out a gun by the end of the book and shoot everyone, I will be surprised. So much random bleeding and self-mutilation moments in this book. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Tyra wrote this entirely by herself. So much ANTM in here, weirdo setup-to-fail challenges included. 
— Jan 26, 2012 08:52AM
Wigs
is on page 225 of 570
It's kind of strange how much of this chapter is dedicated to periods. Tyra is trying to make a thinly-veiled statement in her book, to tell women that 'periods should never be an excuse not to do something.' But like...why does the teacher-dude have to explain it...How awkward.
— Jan 25, 2012 09:06AM
Wigs
is on page 210 of 570
Ugh Tyra "bedclothes" means SHEETS not nightgown. Get it together, editor.
— Jan 23, 2012 11:25PM
Wigs
is on page 184 of 570
Oh my god I can't, the runway trainer is totally modeled after Miss Jay "3/4 man, one quarter woman" and there's eliminations for the models who can't make it. Come onnnnn makeoverssss praying to the ANTM gods right now.
— Jan 22, 2012 07:03PM
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Jan 28, 2012 05:24PM
think of the cookies!! lmao
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ha omg yes!! Tookie rhymes with cookie :)
hahahahahaha! I'm shocked you're still reading this! I think my irrational hate of Tyra doesn't help my opinion on this book
gurl you would hate it so much I can't even tell youit is so packed with Tyra and Tyraisms and I can't even
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for example in the part I just read
I find out that the school nurses in Modelland are called purses. For no reason. Just because it's fashiony and rhymes. I think so far out of all the cracked out shit in this book that is probably by far the most annoying thing.
....I have no words.I think that psychologists should read modelland so they can accurately diagnose Tyra, clearly this book is a cry for help. A crazy, crazy cry for help.
OH GURLyou don't even know
with all the vomit and self mutilation and like humiliation of her protagonist there is seriously something going on upstairs
there's self mutilation in this book? O.o how horrible
so far there's been wrist cutting and self flagellation (i.e. hitting one self in the back with a two by four)
...I have found something worse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjC-L2...It's the Modelland theme song! done by Tyra!
oh my lorddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
