abby_theater_nerd’s Reviews > The Odyssey: A Graphic Novel > Status Update

I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I DON'T CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG ITS BEEN YOU'RE MINE

WHOEVER CAN STRING MY HUSBAND'S OLD BOW AND SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES CLEANLY WILL BE THE NEW KING, SIT DOWN AT THE THRONE, AND RULE WITH ME AS HIS QUEEN

MY SON I'M FINALLY HOME

THUNDER BRING HER THROUGH THE WRINGER SHOW HER I'M THE JUDGEMENT CALL THE ONE WHO MAKES HER KINGDOM FALL

I SEE A SONG OF PAST ROMANCE, I SEE THE SACRIFICE OF MAN, I SEE PORTRAYALS OF BETRAYAL AND A BROTHER'S FINAL STAND. I SEE YOU ON THE BRINK OF DEATH, I SEE YOU DRAW YOUR FINAL BREATH, I SEE A MAN WHO GETS TO MAKE IT HOME ALIVE BUT IT'S NO LONGER YOU
(I'm sorry (not sorry) for the references) :)

AND I CALL THIS ROOT HOLY MOLY *insert seagull laugh*

SHE HAD US IN JUST TWO WORDS
COME INSIDE (DAM)

EPIC THE MUSICAL ODYSSEUS WOULD NEVER!!!!! (imagine cheating on your wife that you wanna get home to after years at war😒)

FATHER, GOD KING, RARELY DO I ASK FOR FAVORS. NOW I'M KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR WITH HOPES TO SAVE A FRIENDSHIP WITH ONE WHO'S A PRISONER FAR FROM HOME: ODYSSEUS (only epic fans understand😔)