Kira’s Reviews > Wicked Intentions > Status Update

OH DO YOU THINK WE'LL FIND OUT WHO THE GEORGIAN CAPED CRUSADER IS IN THE NEXT BOOK, HMMMMM?

"In the midst of all this (rain), a figure in a black, swirlinh cloak emerged from the clouds of steam, limping but walking steadily."
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I have to clap for how silly this is. Well done.

The Scooby-Doo door chase through St. Giles is highly entertaining though.

I do like that the hero and heroine get their shit together seperately before getting back together.

Oh well, the mistress/prostitute was going behind his back and seeing other clients, so clearly the whore deserved to die. I'm glad we got THAT cleared up /sarcasm

"He shifted again, his penis drawing back, finding her entrance and notching into her. He raised his head only far enough to whisper, 'Now.' He shoved powerfully. His hardness breached her soft depths, parting and burrowing, invading where she'd been empty for years." OMG I can't stop laughing. Is it just me, or does his penis sound like it's own character? Is it a heat-seeking missile? An invading army?

A bodice was just ripped. We've reached peak romance novel, folks.

I can't get over this hero and his random banyan XD XD XD

OMG HE'S NEVER LOVED ANYONE OMG SO TORTURED. Soooo the hero is searching for his mistress's killer on a lark? Yeah, hon, I think he's lying to you. His mistress should literally be named "Plot Wheel"

And then the obligatory "hero yells at heroine because another man attempted to rape her, how dare she?" scene. And then they make out. WTF?