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No foolin'. This is terrible.
— Apr 01, 2025 09:21AM
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Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!*
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The frequent and highly varied alternate descriptions of Passepout as, "the pudgy thespian," "the chubby thespian," and "the portly actor," have now been joined by "the corpulent thespian." Such sublime writing.
— Apr 03, 2025 07:08AM
Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!*
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Oh really? You had a friend named Seau Raisis who had a problem with dry, flaking skin, which he treated with oil made by the cleric Oleigh? Fuck you.
— Apr 02, 2025 08:45AM
Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!*
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So this random weaponmaster is doing a weird training montage. At this point, he speared an apple (tossed by a servant) with his dagger. Then this line:
'They were no sooner back in their place than the master swordsman tossed the dagger-bissected apple into the air and quickly slashed it in mid-flight, chopping the apple in two, and freeing the dagger blade from its fructose prison.'
ITS FRUCTOSE PRISON
— Apr 02, 2025 06:03AM
'They were no sooner back in their place than the master swordsman tossed the dagger-bissected apple into the air and quickly slashed it in mid-flight, chopping the apple in two, and freeing the dagger blade from its fructose prison.'
ITS FRUCTOSE PRISON
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Nah, I have to read it. It will be quick at least, and I can quack at all the bad things after. A speak ill of the dead kind of thing.
Oh, this one was so bad I actually remember it. Most of them are like, forgettable trash, but this one...oof
