Nandini Gupta’s Reviews > Bloody, Slutty, and Pathetic > Status Update

900 pages in this book is so good i need it in my veins. ugh y is pansy straight ohmygod and theo being gay pissed me off but other than that the book is utter perfection.

this is one of the BEST fucking marriage law fanfictions i’ve ever read oh my fucking god 1500 pages of pure fucking heaven

UGH HELLOOOOO WHY IS PANSY STRAIGHT???? AND THEO GAY?????
theo being bi is fine but i always shipped him w daphne :((((( and NOT w charlie weasley wtf????
also theo has had sex twice and pansy thrice (i’m mad that pansy is straight cuz wtf??? and neville is her fiancé????? ugh piss offff pansy is for the girls and the girls ONLY. anyways draco and hermione pls fuck fast :)))

this book is making life worth living again. i cannot get past a page without squealing like a lovesick idiot. the banter is bantering. the characters are PERFECT. (except for pansy being straight ofc) and it’s MULTI POV???? i’m only 300 pages in but i love this shit

they are so bloody slutty and pathetic i love it

all draco wants to do to granger is make paintings w his tongue

theo is so hot i need him in me i hate the fact pansy isn’t gay like how r u writing a fanfic and not make pansy gay like pansy is for the girls

theo is so sexy i need him in me rn

OHMYGAWDDDDDDDDSSEDDD THE CHARACTERS R SO MASHALLAH THEODORE NOTT CUM HERE AND LET ME GIVE U A FAT FUCK KISS

post war and 1.5k pages??? sign me tf up