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Lacy
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I had no idea I needed a PansyxNeville ship but apparently I do….
— 13 hours, 26 min ago
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Lacy
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“There,” she said, staring him down. “Happy?”
“Yes, sweetheart, you make me the happiest man in the world,” he said, monotone, his pale gray eyes boring into hers.
BARK BARK WOOF GRRRR BARK
— 15 hours, 15 min ago
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“Yes, sweetheart, you make me the happiest man in the world,” he said, monotone, his pale gray eyes boring into hers.
BARK BARK WOOF GRRRR BARK
Madison
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Fan fictions seem to have another brief hold on me. 🤦♀️ Why are they so entertaining?!
— Feb 09, 2026 06:22PM
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