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I've got a plan. I'm going to write some Daily Mail style funny poetry about Simon Cowell and how great Britain is and perform it at Britain's Got Talent auditions. Then I'll win the show and go on The Royal Variety Performance and unleash my true colours with a poem called Fuck The Queen.
I can't see anything going wrong with that.
— Jul 19, 2016 12:38PM
I can't see anything going wrong with that.
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Jul 19, 2016 07:01PM
I'm curious....are you wearing your cable head costume for the audition?
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Lisa wrote: "I'm curious....are you wearing your cable head costume for the audition?"No, only for the performance in front of the queen. :)
Cowell once called The Stranglers the worst band he's ever seen and this cunt thinks he can judge talent? Fuck him. But good luck on your performance.
Andy wrote: "Cowell once called The Stranglers the worst band he's ever seen and this cunt thinks he can judge talent? Fuck him. But good luck on your performance."I already knew Cowell was a cunt but that Stranglers comment makes him even more of an A grade cunt!
Whatever happened to all those heroes? :)
WhaT?? He belongs on one of those blancmange shows.
Simon Cowell is a blancmange!This started off as a joke, but I'm actually warming to the idea of doing it. I'd never win though of course, so I'd have to just pray I got through to a live show to do a 'real' poem. I'm pretty sure I could knock up some shitty bollocks poem for the auditions that the crowd would love.
If he's a blancmange, he should clearly get his just desserts.
Mike wrote: "If he's a blancmange, he should clearly get his just desserts."I thought I used puns too much...
Yours are a trifle better than mine though.
Harry wrote: "Mike wrote: "If he's a blancmange, he should clearly get his just desserts."I thought I used puns too much...
Yours are a trifle better than mine though."
I don't know, sometimes yours really take the biscuit.
Yeah, The Cow remarked about all these yobs spitting and how the band couldn't play, like watching a Walmart boxboy shriek "Stand By Me" is real music.
Andy wrote: "Yeah, The Cow remarked about all these yobs spitting and how the band couldn't play, like watching a Walmart boxboy shriek "Stand By Me" is real music."That's probably a good thing. The day that Cowell markets a punk band I'll have no option but to kill myself.
Well, in any event if you ever do a reading I would like to offer myself as the support act, like when The Damned opened for T. Rex.
Andy wrote: "Well, in any event if you ever do a reading I would like to offer myself as the support act, like when The Damned opened for T. Rex."Wow - would love to do a gig with you Andy, but you've gotta be the headliner of course! See you in Hollywood. :)
Promises to be a highly disturbing show, and it's about time poetry got a little disturbing. (Simon Cowell +1 on the pest list).
Oh we definitely have to invite Simon Cowell.(Do you play solo gigs?)
whats the stranglers? are they like....hang on off to google......the one direction?
is that a band or did you just hit me? either way "Ow!"
Andy wrote: "I haven't yet."About time you did then. :)
Jason wrote: "whats the stranglers? are they like....hang on off to google......the one direction?"I think they wrote a song about Peaches Geldof.
Jason wrote: "wasn't that The presidents of the USA?"I've got a lovely 7 inch picture disc of that song.
just been watching the video, awesome ninja fighting.
They did a great version of Video Killed The Radio Star 'n' all.
