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"Would he not suddenly sink into the earth, leaving a barren and blasted spot, where, in due course of time, would be seen deadly nightshade, dogwood, hen-bane, and whatever else of vegtable wickedness the climate could produce, all flourishing with hideous luxuriance?"
VEGTABLE WICKEDNESS FLOURISHING WITH HIDEOUS LUXURIANCE.... there's also eight commas in that sentence. I love the style though im having a ball

I don't know chat I'm actually really enjoying this

how can there possibly be a need for 11% of the book's length to be preface

the shitty dude playbook has not changed at all since 1811 I'm afraid

We are so back save me Jane austen save me

I grabbed the bottom book in one of those little library boxes and was like ok whatever this is im going to read it

(Vauge Spoilers)
People with loyalty and honor, physical strength, the largest army, seem to lose as a principle. It's the machiavellian schemers that make it out okay. If we keep up this trend it's going to be a bleak collection of asshole characters left by the end holy moly

gotta knock some novellas out or my reading goal is toast

guys trust you should let me out of the asylum guys trust me im good now im good now its cool

the red comet is for me guys actually its actually about me

This is such a silly good time of a book

George has been cooking in book 2

Oh this is fantastic actually

Im trying so hard to care and the book is throwing obstacles at me at every turn

I actually dont know how many more destitute british orphans I can handle chat

femcel with her autistic bf

No offense to fanny from Mansfield park but wow its nice to have a protagonist that isn't a wet blanket

david copperfields life got so shit that he had to have some good things happen so he has somewhere to fall to when he starts getting kicked again

*poking the main character with a stick* do something

there's a lot of time to gossip and scheme when none of the women have jobs

Oh this is the incest one

if i finish this book before i turn 30 i get a prize

some cool ideas so far but I think this book would be appreciated more by people who actually like poetry

trying to get through this book is like pulling teeth I don't even really know why it's so painful honestly. please don't take the mystery pills from the evil doctor bro

Oh dear me I'm little david copperfield and it's quite hard to be a little London boy away at boarding school with such a nasty old principal! (I have 30 hours of book left help me someone please)

(little squeaky british accent) I'm little david copperfield and all the world is quite cruel to me and I'm only just a wee lad

This audiobook is 36.5 hours long I did not at all realize what I was signing up for

Me when my son falls down the alt right pipeline

me when my son falls down the alt right pipeline