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Oh, to be pampered by two lady vampires.

Oh, half of this book is Jacob's POV. Well, I already know whick part I'm going to skip.

Chapter 18

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VENTURE?!?!!!?!

I hate this argument. ''You shouldn't settle with the first person you date. You should date other people. Try out new things''. Yeah, says the one who has had multiple failed relationships. I'll stick to my first and only boyfriend, whom I've never had any arguments or issues with, thank you very much.

I hate this argument. ''You shouldn't settle with the first person you date. You should date other people. Try out new things''. Yeah, says the one who has had multiple failed relationships. I'll stick to my first and only boyfriend, whom I've never had any arguments or issues with, thank you very much.

This bitch is horny.

"That sounds about right... pup."

OMG, YOU'RE SO TOUGH, EDWARD. YOU JUST DESTROYED JACOB. "PUP". WOAH, HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH SUCH HURTFUL TERMS?!?? YOU NEED TO RELEASE A DISS TRACK IMMEDIATELY.

You cannot stay neutral, Bella. You either support your fiancé and his kind or you support your best friend and his kind. You can't have both. This goes deeper than a petty war between two guys who are in love with you. There's history involved. She's really immature. Makes sense since she's only 18, but my God, is it really frustrating.

Bella is so mean to her dad. She's not 15 anymore. She's 18. Her rebellious teenage era should be over. Charlie doesn't deserve this.

Bella and Edward do nothing but argue every single time. They did it in the previous book and they're doing it in this one as well. Where's the love story I was promised? It's just argument after argument.

My god, if my mother in law bought me a car I would accept it no questions asked. Don't get me wrong, I would be 100% grateful and offer her my help whenever she needed it. But I wouldn't feel guilty. She offered. It was her choice. Goddamn it.

If there is one thing I really hate is characters who are offered money and they're so stubborn they won't accept it. Like, you're struggling and need help. Your friend, family member or partner is offering you an easy way out and they're explicitly telling you that you don't need to pay them back. WHY THEY HELL WOULD YOU NOT ACCEPT THAT OFFER? It's so annoying. It's annoying and stupid.

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I love Wax and Wayne so much. I can tell they're going to become one of my favorite duos of all time.

Just because of this shit I'm going to rate this book 1 star.

Yes, yes you were on the same continent. North, Central and South America are all one big continent called AMERICA, you stupid idiotic vampire. Anyone who believes this crap needs to go die in hell for being so incredibly stupid. Only Americans are taught this stupid shit at their useless schools.

Oh, no, Cedric Diggory is being attacked with the cruciatus curse!!!!!!!

Oh, wait. Wrong franchise.

"Gianna".

*Flinches*

That was my ex best friend's name. Ew.

Why is Bella so stupid? You know vampires exist, so why can't other creatures exist too? "Superstition". Bitch, no. It isn't superstition. Werewolves are real.

Omg, Jacob is going through his transformation. This is so epic.

NOOO, THE CAKE, THE DECORATIONS, AND THE PRESENTS... NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love you, Alice.

She has the house all to herself and she's going to spend the evening doing laundry? She's just like Rory Gilmore.

I don't know why people say that Bella has no personality. She's definitely more interesting than me. She's not afraid to ask questions. I wouldn't even be able to come up with any questions. My conversations with Edward would go: ''Hello... Um... Ok... Bye''. No thoughts. No words. Nothing.

Was she supposed to know that they knew that she knew that they knew that she knew that she knew they knew and she and they and know and they and they and she and Edward?

Edward: We cannot continue to be friends, it's dangerous.

Also Edward: *Drives Bella to school and invites her to sit with him during lunch*

With your backless black dress soaked to the skin... 🎵 🎶