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I will always hate every single person on this planet who drinks alcohol.

I hate Anna already. What an annoying bitch. And the way she talks is so cringe-worthy. I might puke.

WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS

This whole time I thought Kenji was a girl.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CEDRIC. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE. WHYYYYYYYYYY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Mrs. Weasley and Bill surprising Harry before the final task will always make me tear up. He was so happy to see them.

Chapter 28

Oh boy.

Here it comes... The best chapter in the whole series... The Yule Ball.

''I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... Maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower'', said George.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'm genuinely laughing out loud.

I love it when Harry is sassy.

I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I love Neville. I lo

No cause, no matter how important, could ever be worth starving myself.

WHY DID SHE DO THAT??????????

WAIT, WHAT?!??!! HE FUCKING DIED!??? NO FUCKING WAY.

Oh, wow. What an interesting twist. I was kind of suspecting it. Glad to know I was right.

Can they fuck already, please.

I LOVE YOU, SER BARRISTAN SELMY. YOU ARE THE BEST MAN I HAVE EVER KNOW.

Neville is my son.

I think he committed suicide. Very Knives Out of him.

FUCKING HELL, THIS CHAPTER WAS SO CREEPY. I'M SCARED.

Already broken, already gone. Already know a stalker's close. I'm a breathing, talking, dead girl walking.

Is it not 1994 at the beginning of this book? Why does Dudley have a PlayStation?

He's actually a Time Lord. Omg, I discovered the truth.

''I will allow you to perform an essential task for me, one that many of my followers would give their right hands to perform...''

I never noticed that line XD Voldy can be hilarious when he wants to.

Right, so Nat's boyfriend is Jamie's dealer. The night of his disappearance, he went to Nat's house. Not to talk to her; but to talk to her boyfriend! That's it. It has to be. That's why she said Jamie never tuned up that night. She was probably asleep, or in another room. He didn't see him coming in. Her boyfriend did.

Ok, new theory: Jamie decided to become a mule. He stole all the weed so he could sell it. This is all related to that brain tumor thing. He needed the money for that. But his boss found out he stole the weed and decided to kill him.

That's extremely creepy. I'm scared.

Maybe this "Leila" told Jaime that she had a child and that she needed financial help. Jaime was in love with her and decided to steal some money to give it to her. When he realized that she was a catfish, he called her at the party and confronted her about her lies. That's why he was upset during the phonecall and mentioned a child. Also explains why he tried to steal some money. That's my theory for now.

EWWWWW, Fortnite.