"When you get back, we can watch that Harry Potter shit you like so much."
"Nooooooo."
"What?" he asks.
"Daddy, you're the worst person to watch Harry Potter with. The whole time you're talking about" - I deepen my voice - "'Why don't they shoot that n**** Voldemort?'"
I'm dying.
— Jul 02, 2017 05:47PM
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