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Sidney needs to chill...

Ok, they are kinda cute...

Are they supposed to have chemistry? 'Cause I've sensed none so far

Did... did she kill the dog???

I don't understand how Rebecca has refrained herself from stabbing Edie and Eric or, at the very least, kicking her out.

I have a hard time sympathizing with Edie

I would, a hundred percent, call the police. Like, right away.

“I almost lose a seat to a woman who gets on at Union Square, but luckily her pregnancy slows her down.”

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this girl.

This fucking monster uses glue traps???? I hate her already

This girl is in desperate need of therapy

“And when we fight in private, I want him to maybe accidentally punch me.”

... what?

I'm not crying happy tears. You are crying happy tears.

I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

So her dad is a fucking asshole. Got it.

“You and me, Meatball. We’re going to win if that’s what you need. Understand me?”

He's the love of my life 😭😭😭😭

UGH, THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!

I'm enjoying this a little too much

Why do we need to know every single time someone's blinking? It's driving me insane. (Otherwise: this book has been great so far! I'm having fun!)

I just want to wrap Olive in a blanket and give her a forehead kiss.

What the fuck is this rollercoaster

Lindsay is ALSO a monster, and so is Olive's dad by the way. What is up with people in Olive's life being completely selfish and deranged?

Olive's mother is an absolute monster.

I'm so bored right now. Was that scene with the Vicks supposed to be sexy? 'Cause I yawned through it.

Ugh, I don't like them as a couple. I just don't.

I hate Olive's family, they are AWFUL. Yuck.

I don't like them together. Oops! I don't have anything against either of them individually but I just don't like them as a couple. They have no chemistry 😩

Aaaand I'm sad again.

Ok, Stella, calm down 😳

This is both sad and adorable, and now I feel gloomy but warm