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They did not go back…

Is this taking a lot of creative liberties? Yes.
Do I care? To be determined.

Greek Mythology was the original Dark Romance.

Greek Gods invented gaslighting.

Phaedra is in her colonizer era.

Imagine you get abandoned by a hot guy you’ve known for one day that you helped kill your brother. You find a spring of fresh water, which will help you survive. Now imagine you come back to the spring and it’s wine now… Death.

DON’T GO INTO THE SUN

Vanja having Taylor Swift’s birthday okay I see you

tax the rich!!!!

Magical… birth control?

“I am this puzzle and he is my lock”

swooning

All of these yellowjackets are my making me wanna rewatch Yellowjackets.

I’m taking this personally.

I think this is the first time I’m reading a book where the main character has my name??

I see the error of my ways of reading the Sea of Tranquility first, but I didn’t know that these two books were related.

DID THEY JUST SAY VINCENT ????

I love messy gays but this isn’t holding my attention at all

Is Jesse a he/him lesbian ?

I’m gonna need y’all to get it together.

Not me guessing who is who incorrectly… How very YA of them.

Why does the narrator speak in an American accent when this clearly takes place in the UK?

A creepy book set in the state I live in??? I’m sat.

Stop summarizing certain characters’ futures: ITS MAKING ME NERVOUS.

Everyone (including me) is far too happy and it’s stressing me out. I almost prefer reminded that a certain character dies. Almost.

:((((

I cannot handle this.

No no no

No one better die because i’m too attached.

This is wayyyyy too relatable already.

Men are so oblivious.