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They better not break up by the end of this because now I’m nervous.

I’m dying from all of the HP references. Not sure if there is an updated version as I’m listening to the audiobook, but I hope there is.

Not me crying over a kind stranger.

This has disabled rep??

It is so lame that Patroclus was written to not be as remarkable as he truly was. He was an incredible fighter too and it’s lame that his strength is sidelined for Achilles.

The main character has been Patroclus this whole time????

I am so over the unchecked fatphobia in this book. It is happening enough that it’s becoming a pattern.

“overactive little fatty”

?????

Why is sympathizing with a racist??? What the fuck

I am Not buying this “romance”.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Why does Cleo talk to a literal child like this??? Stop feeding into her delusions, my god.

CLAM JAMMING???????????

I’m so scared rn

I’m home from my trip to Seattle and Finally get to start this book. I am not prepared.

Irish Literature <3

This is literally just poop stories and talking about 10 year olds grinding (aka masturbating but they don’t know that word). I’m… this is a lot and for what

I know understand why people take up smoking as a relaxer. I’m gonna need a nap after this.

I forgot where I left off and so what happened just hit me all over again and I am suffering.

“You shit eating little rat fuck”

Oh Fonda Lee, what a way you have with words.

How on earth is this more stressful than Jade City?

SIR

A SERVICE MONKEY???

UH

I’m far too attached to Shae.

i’m already stressed

This is just not hitting the way I wanted it to. Not sure if I’ll DNF quite yet.

He did not just say Taylor Lautner is indigenous. He strikes again.

Fastest “I’m not like other girls”.