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Petition for me to have one of these buttons so I can launch tech bro capitalists into the ocean.

Hmmmmm not sure I love that reveal in terms of setting up the remaining half of the book

That's one way to say Herculean

*Charlie the unicorn voice*: The, the door.

If I had a nickel for every book I've read in the last month that featured a ship lost in a void with ominous scratching and banging in the walls I would have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

I will say as someone who's had random white hairs literally my entirely life, including as a small child, it's very funny to have "premature greyness" be a meaningful sign that everyone clocks as magic.

The pronunciation of chitin(ous) claims another victim

Sure this is a good time to resolve this

This dude is such a liability

Oh it's zombies no waaaay

So are we gonna come back to Vanna's creepy notebook or...?

I'm not sure why everyone is so shocked a sunken ship might contain, you know, bodies. Like I get it was shocking to encounter one unexpectedly down in the dark, but once you're topside...yeah, it's not surprising it was there? It's a shipwreck.

The revenant doing the "You live like this??" and bullying its host into self care XD

The reading on "pathetic meat-brain" gave me real Zim vibes.

Relatable, eye contact is dumb and overly complicated