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OMG I AM LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY!

“Why did you go and keep me around all these years then?”
- “Too lazy to fucking wank myself.”

i think that is great that writers watch out on that detail but if i read one more time in any book how he pulls his condom out and grips it with his teeth or the crackling sound of it i am seriously gonna not finish any of that book! in the last 20 books, i read that sentence million times and i am done! i saw updates with characters not using condoms and people making gaaaah reactions but seriously it's annoying...

“Behave my little ball of fury.”

give me some depth with the characters!!!!! please!!!!

and stop with "punishing, angry, quick" sex.... annoying!!!!!

“How do you call your lover boy?” “Come here lover boy…”
“And if he doesn’t answer?”
“Oh lover boy…” I coo.
“And if he still doesn’t answer?”
“I simply say… baby… oh baby… my sweet baby…"
........................................
“Like this Johnny?” I purr, still playing.
“Yes, baby…”

i think i will be watching this movie later tonight :DDDD

- “You are mine Violet, what part of that don’t you understand?”
- “ALL OF IT!” I scream. “You left me Travis, for four fucking years and you broke my damned heart and now you are back, and you just want it all to be so fucking perfect. It’s not perfect; I AM NOT PERFECT!”
- He grips my face. “You are to me.”

I AM HORRIBLE... I AM CHEATING MY CR SHELF :D

“Of course you did, or you wouldn’t be hitting on me.”
He laughs again. “Is that what you think I am doing?”
“Isn’t it?”
He steps closer. “Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on.”

i hope this pleases you blacky :P

apparently i have to read another arc because blacky doesn't allow me to read this one and skipping the first book!

time to start with this pile of arcs!

review to come!

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
― Alan Moore

zane <3 holding him buahaha :)))) [image error]

i shouldn't be reading this at my break .... i am sitting in a bar alone and reading and grinning like an idiot .... the temperature got so high i need to tell them to put the air-condition on... how am i suppose to function later?!?!? hell how am i suppose to function now?!?!?!?

“Help me, I’m trapped in a Harlequin novel titled The Billionaire and His Rentboys,” Jared muttered under his breath.” ------------------------------------------- just have to share that i love the john (i know i know) and tristan but jared.... i think that blacky can read my mind now... can you sweetie?!? :DDDDD

i can not believe it took me so long to read this book!

a-m-a-z-i-n-g-!!!

one second i am laughing and then the other one i simply start crying...

this book is amazing!

i love both hazel and augustus! the way they talk to each other is so funny and so adorable :)

SIGH.....

what i need is one very emotional book that will make me cry in the end...

i know... weird.. but i have a need for that! :D any suggestions?

i give up :(

BLACKY THIS ONE IS EPIC LIKE BB!!!

this is ridiculous...
let me give you an example:

he puls out in time but she is prepared and he comes over her face and everywhere, then his first thought is "OMG SHE'S A KEEPER", then she spits it on the floor and asks "when are you ready again"

the writing is similar to well... mine above hahahaha

“Let me try to get this straight. You’re some kind of super wealthy rock star ninja assassin?"

APPARENTLY.....

rock star who is ex-marine and already got shot at by fan...

i am in dilemma should i continue or not because i can't feel any connection with the characters, that is with him and that is only important really :)

AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THIS PLANET THAT HASN'T GOT THIS OBSESSION WITH ADAM LEVINE AND SIMPLY CAN NOT LISTEN TO HIS VOICE?! DO I EVEN HAVE TO READ ABOUT IT IN A ROCK STAR BOOK?!?!? I MEAN COME ON!

“I never date rockers, Kip. Never. I write about them. I don’t date them. Even ones like you that have the face and body of Adam Levine. It’s why I do such a great job."

i don't know is it because of hormones in me running like i have a pms but this is so sad... :(

“I tried that and it didn’t do shit for me. So I’ve decided I would be upfront with you. I want you eating the food I cook for you and afterward, I want you hot and sweaty in my bed, fucking me. I need to taste every inch of your body. I need to—”
“I need to devour you.”

hoolly mama....

jesus christ Lucas....

i forgot how hot you are....

damn i can't remember how the first one ended....

need to remind myself...

"we are real...."
"Under it all, infusing every look, every action, every touch. Love."

BLOWN AWAY! AMAZING! 5 HUMONGOUS STARS! BEST OF THE BEST!

REVIEW TO COME...WHEN I COOL DOWN....

OH HUNTER.....

POOF...OVARIES GONE.....

NO!!!! NOOOOOOO! DON'T DO THAT!!!!