stephanie 💌 > Recent Status Updates

"If there's a spinning wheel with a particularly sharp-looking needle up here, I'm out."

jess is sooo “nothing new” coded 3

did you guys hear that there miiight be a taylor swift memoir coming out on july 9th? my clown makeup is fully on 🤡🤡

i mean he IS a nepo baby 😭

“This one comes as I'm swallowing another bite of the pizza I've hardly touched. I cough and barely avoid spitting it back out onto the table. That's just what I need--a regurgitated pepperoni nail in our fun summer's coffin.”

"If my bedchamber doesn't have a wood-burning fireplace and formal sitting room attached, I'm getting a hotel"

“To me, palm trees are like natures party hats“

“omg iris shut up” 😭😭

no i’m not crying

yay josh

omg i’m crying

not the weirdly attractive cartoon animal

“they’re about as fun as a bag of rocks” 😭😭

“So you know when things hit you in waves? That’s what happens here. First there’s the fact that there’s a death. Absolute calamity.
And it’s in the family. Double calamity.
But then there are the important facts that absolutely do not, cannot connect, most notably the fact that my mother does not have a sister.”