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He gestured at himself. "Suave, dashing. Can fistfight on moving trains. And this skinny weakling body is irresistible to the ladies.
"Did you say resistible?"
He clutched the front of his shirt and made a pained face. "My tender male ego…shattering...into a million pieces.”

pls peyton is so dramatic for nothing

i’m sooo jealous of sloane for wearing pjs and sleeping under a fluffy duvet and warm blankets

go riley

“A few – myself included – had the classic Wrist Ponytail Holder on hand” PLS NOT THIS AGAIN 😭😭😭

not a girl being named chandler omg bye

“I’m about to give in to being fully useless and, I don’t know, find some grass I can watch grow”

"I love it when you talk inflation to me."

okay we’re automatically assuming that it’s portland oregon but this is portland maine erasure 😔😔

okay but which portland is she from ???

all this talk of nakedness and exposed parts and uncovered skin and wedgies is making me so uncomfortable 😭😭

"Wow, thanks. That's like punching my arm to make me forget I stubbed my toe. You're great at this."

love a self-aware nepo baby <3