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Addison is on page 65 of 514 of Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
Holy shit, Grey is terrifying. He is not "aloof" or "mysteriously sexy", he is a walking nightmare. I can't even express how terrifying I find it that after she passed out he took her back to his hotel and UNDRESSED HER. What the fuck? No, no, no. Not okay. DO NOT WANT.
Jul 12, 2012 06:53AM Add a comment
Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)

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Addison is on page 28 of 514 of Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
WHY IS THIS BOOK SO SHITTY?
Jul 11, 2012 06:07PM Add a comment
Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)

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Addison is on page 22 of 196 of Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
I had to convince my local library to hunt this one down and check this out of another library's system for me. It was a huge pain in the ass, so I hope this one is a good read.
Jul 07, 2012 11:37PM Add a comment
Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

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Addison is on page 234 of 306 of Need (Need, #1)
All right, stop. No. I can take a lot of bullshit, but I draw the line at being told someone licking your face is hot. Say no to face licking.
Jun 14, 2012 12:15AM Add a comment
Need (Need, #1)

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Addison is on page 230 of 306 of Need (Need, #1)
"I reach down and touch the fur I'd seen on the floorboards the other day. It belongs to Nick. I glance at him to make sure he's not looking and sneak the fur into my pocket. No matter what happens I'll have it to remind me of him."

THAT IS SO CRAZY I CAN'T EVEN PROCESS IT. WHAT. JUST WHAT.
Jun 14, 2012 12:10AM Add a comment
Need (Need, #1)

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Addison is on page 215 of 306 of Need (Need, #1)
"My need...I can't hold it back any longer...it's huge."
Attention everyone: I just turned this "tense" scene into a dick joke and honestly, I probably just improved this story. You're welcome.
Jun 13, 2012 11:56PM Add a comment
Need (Need, #1)

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Addison is on page 124 of 306 of Need (Need, #1)
"The air in the room is stale and smells like crusted-up blood and doubt." WHAT DOES DOUBT SMELL LIKE? THAT'S NOT A SMELL.
Jun 13, 2012 10:35PM Add a comment
Need (Need, #1)

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Addison is on page 124 of 306 of Need (Need, #1)
Wow, this book is really lackluster.
Jun 13, 2012 10:24PM Add a comment
Need (Need, #1)

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Addison is on page 26 of 306 of Need (Need, #1)
Only 26 pages in and we've already hit the "evil blonde girl whose here just to make our main character look better" cliche! I disapprove, book! Angry faces all around.
Jun 12, 2012 10:43PM 3 comments
Need (Need, #1)

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Addison is on page 68 of 224 of The 100 Simple Secrets of Happy People: What Scientists Have Learned and How You Can Use It
Maybe I'm just a stereotypical unhappy person, but I'm not impressed with this "wisdom".
May 18, 2012 07:55AM Add a comment
The 100 Simple Secrets of Happy People: What Scientists Have Learned and How You Can Use It

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