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Addison
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Holy shit, Grey is terrifying. He is not "aloof" or "mysteriously sexy", he is a walking nightmare. I can't even express how terrifying I find it that after she passed out he took her back to his hotel and UNDRESSED HER. What the fuck? No, no, no. Not okay. DO NOT WANT.
— Jul 12, 2012 06:53AM
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Addison
is on page 314 of 514
DOES THIS BOOK NEVER END?
I feel like "inner goddess" is becoming a trigger phrase with me. Every time I hear it, I feel a bit like Bruce banner, right before he turns green.
This book does give me hope though. Maybe someday the world will fart out a million dollars a week for my shitty fanfiction too.
— Jul 25, 2012 11:36AM
I feel like "inner goddess" is becoming a trigger phrase with me. Every time I hear it, I feel a bit like Bruce banner, right before he turns green.
This book does give me hope though. Maybe someday the world will fart out a million dollars a week for my shitty fanfiction too.

Addison
is on page 207 of 514
I hate this book. I hate this book so much. JUST POWER THROUGH, SAMANTHA. YOU CAN DO IT.
— Jul 21, 2012 04:46AM

Addison
is on page 125 of 514
This is quite possibly the least sexy erotica I've ever read.
— Jul 12, 2012 07:47PM

Addison
is on page 89 of 514
I...don't know if I can finish this one. I have read a lot of terrible books, but I think I just literally felt my spirit breaking. Can I petition for E.L James to pay for my therapy?
— Jul 12, 2012 05:57PM