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Dis book so long ☹️

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OmGEEEEEEEE

THAT WAS NOT A FIGHT THAT WAS HIM ASKING FOR A MINUTE AND LEAVING THE ROOM

THIS IS NOT SURFING THIS IS BOOGIE BOARDING

I'd taking a multi-hour bath with leisure reading every night isn't being good at relaxing I am basically Miranda Priestly

Help this book is so gd boring but I've DNF'd like three books in as many weeks

Lol this chick is literally the worst I hope the guy falls in love with his assistant

I do think it's dumb that she thinks this guy is being a jerk on the tour he's giving of his home. All she's saying is "wow," what do you do with that? He'd be a jerk if he waxed on about his fancy tile and shit too 😂

HE IS SO SOFT

STOP SETTING UP THE NEXT BOOKS DESCRIBING HER FRIENDS AND LET HER MEET THE FUCKING LOVE INTEREST

Somehow we get the most trite "I stood in front of the mirror and took in every feature of myself" passage and SHE HAS NOT FORMALLY MET THE MMC YET? THIS👏IS👏NOT👏ROMANCE👏

Me when someone calls the FMC a slut in a book: 😡
Me when the MMC's best friend calls him a slut in this book: 🤠

The fact that I'm a third of the way through this book and the ONLY traits they like about each other is their physical appearance doesn't bode well 🥴

Ah yes the intense gluttony of eating two bites of oatmeal raisin cookie, the horror

Ahhhh he's a cop and she keeps repeating the same thing over and over againnnnn I get it girl you're divorced

I get it with the tiger and her being smart pls skip to something interesting

Oh so this is one of the ones where every sentence is a full paragraph with no fewer than six commas

Ahhhhh my one note is that if this kid sister was missing this much school CPS would take her away 😬

"You know how all science is either physics or stamp-collecting?" Oooooh this man better have a whole mess of character development coming his way because I hate him for so many reasons

God damn it this book is so boring have a PLOT

The Plot is happening now but the thing I most care about is my sweet baby Hard Times being mentioned

I already cannot wait to read about Matilda, face-puncher of my heart

THIS DUDE IS STILL SPYING AND HAS THE GALL TO BE ~BUMMED OUT~ ABOUT THAT? FUCK OFF DOUCHEBRO

AND WHY ARE THEY SKIPPING OVER TIME WHERE THE LEADS ARE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER

Ah yes, because you wouldn't want more than one actually plus-sized model in your "body positive" lingerie brand. Totally makes sense.

It's like every two pages we need to hear two sentences of backstory for every side character. I get that it's going for a found family vibe but it's so forced

I'm sorry but I've truly never read a book that felt more like an advertisement for future books about side characters than this one. I've read multiple pages about the backstories/appearances/hopes and dreams/strengths of SEVERAL characters and I could not give a shit about them nor the MCs. MAKE ME LIKE THIS BOOK BEFORE TRYING TO SELL ME THE REST OF YOUR CRAP OR I STG I WILL DNF

Damn this book gives backstory tangents like I did in middle school, just HAVE THE BOOK HAPPEN

Christ was that first chapter a fucking info dump.