Rai (is hard to please) > Recent Status Updates

why did tiktok reduce ch. 55 to meaningless smut??? And where’s the ch. 54 hype?? This damn faerie just broke my whole heart

“Every piece of my broken heart belongs to you.”

Feyre seems to have a habit of going from “ig you’re not so bad” to “I love you more than myself” REAL quick. When bestie falls, she falls fast and she falls HARD.

NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME THIS HAS THE ONE BED TROPE???

this just in: girl who can shapeshift almost drowns

Alright, fine. I’ll simp for the inner court. Sheesh.

“The page vanished. I watched my open palm, waiting for it to return.”

Flirty texting but make it high fantasy

“How about the fact that you lie to yourself and all of us every single day?”

Look, I don’t disagree. Mor’s indecision is getting on my nerves too, but that comment was out of pocket. Feyre needs to do sumn about her defensiveness.

The way I’ve seen ppl argue that Nightmare Rhys is superior to Dream Rhys, as if he doesn’t hate who he has to become to keep the Hewn City in check. Just say you don’t actually like him and go 👋👋

Sometimes Rhys reminds me a little of Aelin

I’m feeling this take-no-prisoners Feyre

u know it’s bad when dudes WANT you to chuck shit at their heads :((

I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE BEING LOVE ALXKAKDKCOWF
This is not the time to be laughing

We get a good explanation for Rhys’ icky behavior at some point, right? Right???? 😬

watch the answer to the riddle be “love” or sumn
Maas would. Doesn’t mean she did. But she would.

Love the info-dump. Why make us work for the answers when you can have a tree faerie provide them all?

Am I a terrible person for being disappointed that Feyre isn’t being kidnapped? What a tease 😤

I’m not saying I prefer having so much of this series spoiled for me, but there’s a bit of fun to be had in trying to spot the bread crumbs and figure out where all the puzzle pieces fit

Also, it’s 5am and I haven’t slept.
Chronic insomnia is great.

this is a lot tamer than I anticipated
(watch me jinx it lmao)

So… ig I’m really doing this. I’m scared for my life.

Well… can’t say I guessed the author of the letter

Author: tries to convince me all Priest wants is to take care of Bennet
Also author: every time their separation is mentioned, have Priest complain about going two years without bedding his wife

Right. Ok.

Oh, good, torture and body mutilation. What would I have done without it? I live to collect trauma 😃

“I tried to keep him at a safe distance where he could only see the decent parts of me and it made us both miserable.”

Life lessons with Naomi Westfield

“I am behind the wheel of Nicholas’s Jeep that he bought without telling me and have entirely too much time alone with the disturbing revelation that I’m an asshole.”

took 👏 you 👏 long 👏 enough 👏

“‘You’re a fopdoodle.’
We both laugh. ‘I saw it on the Internet somewhere,’ I insist. ‘It’s a real word.’
‘Your mom’s a real word.’
‘Your mom’s a real bad word.’”

Does anyone else love when grown adults tease each other like middle schoolers or am I just a child in a 21 yr old body?
… Nvm don’t answer that.

“But I have no notifications because no one loves me and I’m a failure”

omg twinsies

“‘You’re going to figure out one of these days that I can tell when you’re starting to disassociate, and it’s the most heartbreaking experience I’ve ever had. It’s nonstop. It keeps on happening. I try to bring you back to me every time you go to leave, off into your own head where I’m not allowed.’
‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.’”

Him: *is vulnerable*
Her: “what time is it? it’s gaslight o’clock again!”

“Had they met through Ashley’s sister, Arabella?”
Istg- if she was the other woman, my brain might fry. Instant vegetation. One-hit KO. Goodbye baby, goodbye.