Rai (is hard to please) > Recent Status Updates

“Laura. The woman we were searching for was standing right next to Red in front of the magic shop, her gran taking up her other side.”

Ohhhh- duh. Laurie. Laura.

So Kohl is Saige’s dad?
So he’s a demon?? Is that why Fish can’t read them? Is trainer dude a demon too, then???

Genuinely wtf does “my inner witch” even MEAN
That would be like if I said “my inner human”

“I could have sworn I heard a sizzle as steam rose off of my flesh.”

It’s your demonness manifesting 😌

Can we plz stop acting like Saige is peak sassy Brat™️ as if her attitude isn’t the tamest shit since kiddy park rides

“I read a few messages from Miranda. I’d been making an effort to talk to her daily to see how she was holding up.”

What about depressed kid???

“It was still hard to believe it had only been just over a week since they’d blown into town and my very normal and uneventful life.”

😀

“Tell me, my boy, is that why you’re not included in this... harem of my granddaughter’s? You have a fetish for old ladies?” she asked, holding both of his hands as she pulled away from him.
(…) I choked when I saw Cam nodding enthusiastically, his top knot bobbing with the over the top motion.

Now, this. This is how best friends would behave.
Finally got it right, Andrews.

“I released a breath I hadn’t realized I’d been holding when a brilliant smile lit up her features.”

THERE IT IS FOLKKKKS

“She stepped outside and squealed when she saw my bike, the sound sending a wave of desire through my body. The sounds she makes... stars give me strength. Thanks for the tip, Cam.”

You’re all so fucking weird

“She didn’t want to be a mother; the girl never had a motherly bone in her body.”

She needed a demon to open the portal… so she birthed one?

“Your mother.”

Oop- demon daddy alert. Literally this time.

“Joanne, I apologize for scaring you. However, I do not apologize for making him shut his filthy mouth. Nobody should talk about any woman like that.”

God, it’s just so on the nose. It’s just so performative and insincere.

“Even Fischer, the cold interrogator, was thawing out here in Emerald Lakes.”

How many days has it been since they’ve met? Like 3??

“Fucking hell, the chemistry between the two of them was insane, and I was sporting a damn semi.”

STOP TELLING AND START SHOWING FFS

“Sometimes the aura can be a giveaway since demons’ have a heaviness and radiate black and red, but humans can show those colors, too, especially if they’re abusive or destructive in some way.”

Oooh is evil ex dude a demon??

“You guys are surprising. You’re all incredibly sexy alpha males, and you don’t get jealous of each other. It’s hard to believe this is real life.”

Present me with any woman who would ever say “incredibly sexy alpha males” as more than a joke

“His eyes flashed with lightning, and he surged forward, impaling me to the hilt in one motion.”

I’ll never understand what authors find attractive about H’s ramming it in. It always makes me wince.

“My hair had come loose of the elastic at some point during our fucking.”

No. He pulled it out before you got on his bike.

“I swear to Saturn.”

Just. Use. Normal. Ass. Expletives.

“Yes, Daddy.”

V o m

How am I supposed to take the smut seriously when the h is running around like a grade schooler

“We’re not jealous of each other; I love seeing my men being taken care of, and they’re good guys.”

More gentle masculinity, plz ✋✊✋

“I can see your nipples pebbling just thinking about it.”

How? Is she braless? Wearing a bralette? A sports bra? Logistics, Andrew. Logistics.

“You exude BDE.”
“Do I want to know what BDE stands for?”
“Big dick energy, of course.”

Hah. Ahah.
911?

“She was smirking at me, and fuck if that didn’t make me want to slap it off of her face with my rapidly growing cock.”

HAHHHHHHH PLZZZZZ THAT VISUALLLLLL

“He’s coming in my house. Oh, fuck. I wish I could high five myself right now without that being weird.”

I wish I could high five your face

“What kind of man would I be if I left a woman stranded on the side of the road at dusk?”

To rephrase, “what kind of friend would I be if I left you stranded out here at dusk?”

“He winked. Mave snorted. I creamed.”

Come again?????
Are you a cake????????

“Fuck, I must’ve said that out loud.”

NO
ONE
DOES
THIS