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The weatherman said to only expect light rain. I went out with my dad to run an errand, its pouring out, we could barely see the car in front of us, the roads are flooded, the water comes up to my ankles, the sky is lighting up like it’s the fourth of July, & lightning struck a power line on the other side of the road. Yep, this is Florida for you: bi-polar & filled with idiots. But its perfect reading weather ;D

"Living in Florida was like living on the sun. She could actually see the gaseous heat rising from the asphalt." -- Totally true; and people wonder why I want to leave Florida, while I wonder why they WANT to move here. Good so far, though she keeps knocking Disney, which is like the one thing I like about this state, that and Harry Potter World ;-)

Haha oh gosh, i love this: Colin did not laugh. Instead, he thought, 'Tampons have strings? Why?' Of all the major human mysteries--God, the nature of the universe, etc--he knew the least about tampons. To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears: he was aware of their existence, but he'd never seen one in the wild, and didn't really care to. Can't.Stop.Laughing xD

“Awake. Love. Think. Speak. Be walking trees. Be talking beasts. Be divine waters.” -- Aslan has spoken

Now that I'm nearly 19, I thought it was about time to get around to this series lol. I've had the boxset for years but have only read the second book :/

Just love this quote, it's so silly xP

“How're the Broncos doing?"
"Like a bunch of carrots."
"Is that bad?"
"Can carrots play baseball?"
"I guess not."
"Then you have your answer.”

Clayton is such a meathead. I can't help but wish that he would get eaten by a bear, or better yet, by Zeus. That would be entertaining ;3

“Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, ‘Does this taste funny to you?'" -Hahaha, it really isn't all that funny, yet I can't stop laughing xD I blame the stress

I think I would be freaked out too if I was being stalked by a creepy, Russian mermaid that tried to drown my boyfriend that I'm-dating-not-because-I-genuinely-love-him-but-because-he-makes-me-feel-normal-even-though-my-life-is-anything-but-normal-and-I'm-really-in-love-with-a-formerly-immortal-Russian-hottie-whose-life-is-just-as-strange-as-mine. Yep, totally be freaking out ;-)

Enjoying this more than I thought I would. I should really stop reading others' reviews of a book before I read it; people either love it or hate it so I go into it all jumbled up with mixed feelings before I even start reading.

Well this shall be interesting, considering I forgot most of the first book. I apparently gave it five stars on here so I liked it. Hopefully it will come back to me :)

Just...wow! I can't tell whether I saw this coming or not, but either way, it is a total shock