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"Why is it never sexy, lovable, blue barbarians for us? We always get the creepers."

AHAHAHAHA NOT THE ICE PLANET BARBARIANS REFERENCE

well this is off to a good start already

here comes the Akrellians!

I was a lot further along in this than I remembered . . . results of reading super late at night to fall asleep xD

well Hoopla doesn't want me to be reading this at work so back to one of my Kindle Unlimited reads it is

this is already so much cuter and has better vibe than the first book??

my bestie who convinced me to read this series says this her favorite and that it's LOADS better than the admittedly quite bland 2nd Netflix season

good grief this man needed so much therapy before he got married; your wife isn't your therapist

ugh the way that BOTH OF THEM are toxic (granted, as shaped by the society they're raised & soaked in) makes this all extremely frustrating

oof they really tamed this problem down in the show didn't they???

ugh the ebook is acting up not fun

why is the courtship part of romances usually the best part??

should have been much more Daphne punching men in the show just sayin'

the real rebellious thing for Simon to do would be to be the exact OPPOSITE of his father and be hella tender with his family to the point of being called a sop . . . but nah he gotta be angsty and mope and make weird vows

oop it's getting messy now

funny enough that the plot and sibling comradery are so much better in this book than the show

"It was days ago. Years."
"It was Monday."

for once the omnipotent skip-around POV writing style isn't bothering me so much in this book??

from now on I shall be referring to high priced things as fiendishly expensive

bruh how have they cut so much of this wonderfully witty hilarious dialogue from the show???

"In case you hadn't noticed, Anthony, you have a ridiculous number of sibling, and it takes a ridiculous amount of time to be introduced to all of them."

me and my family

goodness why couldn't they have had this scene in the show where he tries to be seduce-y towards her and she just laughs in his face?? gold I tell you

reading bc the 2nd season kinda let me down BUT this is like barely glorified Wattpad regency AU vibes here I kinda expected a bit more?? dialogue is fun though

ohhhhhh shitttttttt

'A warning bell sounded in the back of her mind, saying they really should figure out where they were and what was going on'

YES YOU REALLY SHOULD THIS IS NO TIME FOR SEXY TIME

yknow maybe some of these dudes would be able to stave off their mating urges if they, uhh, took it in hand now and then iykyk

oh bruh he's still alive???

this one is a bit too chaotic so far

well this is an immediate dive into Iriduan culture and oof

naga books have been a hit or miss for me so here's hoping it's a hit