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do all romance writers have the same desire/kink/thing about wanting to be thrown over someone's shoulder??

because lemme say this, as a one-time pas de deux dancer . . . shoulders HURT and they are not comfy, especially on the stomach

the entire point of truth or dare is the person picks what they want . . . not the person asking being the one picking -_-

oh okay so the girl with wings is asking the guy ALSO WITH WINGS if her wings are a "turn off"???

take a step back and look at that question, child

nooooo please enough with the a.k.a's . . . aka BAD WRITING HABIT

Callie, my dear girl, do you know HOW MUCH I would be bruising myself learning to fly if I suddenly found myself with wings???

I mean I'm sorry for the circumstance that you got them, should have been your choice, BUT C'MON

“You think I cannot see in the dark?” the Fauna King says.
It’s quiet. Then—
“I am the dark.”

all right coolest part of the book is this right here

oh dear you're just NOW putting two and two together?? that's rough, buddy

right let's finish this thing

'"the Angels of Small Death”

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha PLEASE THE SHEER LEVEL OF UNPLANNED COMEDY THIS BOOK HAS WHILE IT'S TRYING TO BE SERIOUS

mkay the smut here is . . . not well-written

*cringing away from too much usage of the word mate*

mY mAtE

*smacks at the words with rolled up newspaper*

sOuLmAtE

this plot better deliver answers soon

'city of dreams and small deaths'

bruh it's really here called the city of dreams and orgasms?? w h y

y'know I actually like how she's in control (so far) of the sexy times

"catching me drunk is never going to happen.”

aka it's totally gonna happen bc foreshadowing in these type of books is rarely subtle

okay this part is decent, I guess haha

'It looks like ovaries exploded all over it.'

I'm sorry it looks like WHAT???

'Hell, I want your goods, and I’m straight as an arrow.'

girl, you actually might not be straight as an arrow if you want her goods

ugh they're mAtEs aren't they

really hope this creepy villain lives up to the hype being created around him right now

dude that's not a DARE that's a fkn TAKE

'No, I had him pegged from day one, but since meeting him, he’s softened up to me.'

p e g g e d 😏

'down. Instead he begins walking with me wrapped around him like a koala, nodding to the fae woman as we pass her.'

mmm okay it IS a comedy

please spare me all the fae dudes literally horny over having kids

I really hope this plot is good and not just a shaky skeleton for horny times

she literally called him a "bangable assassin" oop I didn't know this was a comedy

“Let’s not use adjectives improperly now.”

k buddy tell that to the writing in this book

excuse me the word legit was legitimately NOT used as a descriptive term outside of dialogue here hahahaha