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oaky but are Gemini and Domino . . . gonna kiss

I want a true triangle here, folks; all or nothing

'I love breaking the rules and this sure seems scandalous to me.'

this has meme appeal to it but idk how

*chokes on the toxic misogyny treated as "biker gang culture"*

yanno maybe I'm not gonna finish this . . . ?

don't come at me; I know exactly what I'm doing

I . . . don't think I like this genre of Ruby Dixon

literally called Afghanistan as A-stan IS IT TOO HARD TO WRITE IT OUT OR COPY/PASTE THE COUNTRY'S NAME???

'I hope he pounds the shit out of Grass'

1) puts a whole new meaning behind "touch some grass"
2) considering how they use the word "pound" for bangarang time (though it's used as beat up here) this could be a double-meaning

please stop with the sideburn kink

good god she must be hella flexible

ummmmmmmm

if anything all these smut books are teaching is me is that I definitely prefer being TREASURED and ADORED over the whole "use me be rough me slam slam yeah amazing" because that sounds painful

oh geez not me forgetting where I was with this and opening it back up to COMPLETE FILTH ahahaha I was not prepared

oh thank god they have real names

why do they always get hot and heavy the MOMENT danger's passed like nuh uh it takes me an hour to wind down from seeing a fkn cockroach let alone what it might take for me to wind down from almost being kidnapped?? but then again that's just me so idk

sideburns noooooooo

so far the names here are Lucky and Taco and idk what to feel about that

nothing Dixon has published is off limits to my eyes now

this isn't even close to my preferred smut genre but it's Ruby Dixon who am I to avoid this??

my first every Goodreads giveaway

also I discovered this was translated into English from Korean so we'll see how that goes . . . already saw lots of meaning lost in translation aka Squid Games subtitles

got me thinking that the last 25% of the book is the best part

oooh okay did not see that coming

bruh it's ALWAYS the super friendly ones you gotta watch out for though

“I am the goddess of knowledge. You think there is anything I don’t know?”
“Do you know what this means?” I snap, flipping her the bird.

okay while Max is mostly a dumb potato it's moments like this where I really, really love her because this was an EXCELLENT snap back

well it's getting a little better now, I guess

bruh why doesn't he just pull the "not not" version of "lying" clearly cleverness is not a death god's trait

patience is clearly not this lady's virtue

whyyyyy is she so dumb if you play quest video games surely you know what's up in this situation 😏

HOW IS HAIR BRUSHING BEING SEXUALIZED CAN YOU JUST ENJOY BEING TAKEN CARE OF AND HAVING A GUY DO THIS FOR YOU WITHOUT IT BEING LIKE "OH SO SEXY" LITERALLY JUST BRUSHING YOUR HAIR FOR YOU WOW no this absolutely does not upset me little things never bother me

god bless the editor who did this book because I would have gone insane by now

idk about how many games this author has played but in most of the ones I play, a good strong group doesn't mind taking in a newbie player to help them rank up :p

honestly this one isn't as good as the first . . . probably because it's a rinse/repeat of the same plot AND the girl clearly wasn't smart enough to realize what Aspect this god was when it was so obvious