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I . . . don't think I like this genre of Ruby Dixon

literally called Afghanistan as A-stan IS IT TOO HARD TO WRITE IT OUT OR COPY/PASTE THE COUNTRY'S NAME???

'I hope he pounds the shit out of Grass'

1) puts a whole new meaning behind "touch some grass"
2) considering how they use the word "pound" for bangarang time (though it's used as beat up here) this could be a double-meaning

good god she must be hella flexible

ummmmmmmm

if anything all these smut books are teaching is me is that I definitely prefer being TREASURED and ADORED over the whole "use me be rough me slam slam yeah amazing" because that sounds painful

oh geez not me forgetting where I was with this and opening it back up to COMPLETE FILTH ahahaha I was not prepared

oh thank god they have real names

why do they always get hot and heavy the MOMENT danger's passed like nuh uh it takes me an hour to wind down from seeing a fkn cockroach let alone what it might take for me to wind down from almost being kidnapped?? but then again that's just me so idk

sideburns noooooooo