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good grief

two drugged up men screaming at each other

what the fucking fuck

There are all these hints of the interesting things she apparently has done (duels etc.) but we only get the boring scenes detailed, of her being stupid about poets or titles, or another couple of pages droning on about society– where's the story?

everyone is now different genders and also immortal...?

Well that was one of the most embarrassingly racist things I've ever had to read.

Orlando briefly felt lust...so ran away to Turkey...as you do...

Seeing as this is three books in one I'm going to add them separately onto the read list. Because I can.

This was given to me by a dear friend. I read it then, but am reading it again so I can give a fair rating. And for pleasure.

Foster brother and sister talk about how they wanted to fuck since they were pre-teens, and had wet dreams while the other was sharing a room with them. No one thinks this is weird. Can't believe we're still getting pages of them talking about feelings in what should be a Thriller. Rooting for the murderers.

Ah I thought something had happened to the narrator to make them ignore him. Also: what the fuck was that sex scene. Why was it so hilarious.

Increasingly bizarre family drama

Oh good. Pseudo-incest. That's my favourite kind of incest.

The way body language is described in this is extremely peculiar.

French chef with a thick, written accent who actually says 'Mon dieu!' uh, okay then.