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ok last time i called it that there would be scissoring so this time…. crotch stepping? will report back later

idk how i went from a marvelous light mid to picking this up on release day but here i am!

come from the parasitic plague. stay for the roaring rampage of revenge

“He is too smart to make me complicit in his death, too kind to force me to explain to a horrified Didier why his corpse is tucked neatly in my bed. He knows better.”

uh The Fuck!

“As far back as I can possibly remember, in any place, in any host, I have never had a name.”

the narration in this book reminds me of shivers in disco elysium and thats the biggest compliment i can give something

“Nonetheless, understand that I envy you more than I have ever envied anyone, and that I look upon your birth as a blessing.”

hmmm im sad actually

i am gaming not reading oops

“You prepared to die with the Locked Tomb on your lips. But your idiot dying mouth rounded out three totally different syllables, and they were three syllables you did not even understand.”

what a crazy way to start a book

that time again. sorry

im so sorry books baldurs gate is ALL i wanna do rip reading goals

and i was right about the scissoring

THOSE OLD DEAD WITCHES WERE GAY

ok i was not invested in like the overarching plot of the first book and found the book weirdly written when it wasnt doing romance stuff and its biting me in the ass for this one bc i dont remember shit about book one!!! but im liking this book better SO now i feel like i need to revisit book one oh dear

i am having FUN

this reading slump has been Bad y’all!!! anyway people said this book was mid and kinda boring but YOU KNOW WHAT! so was a marvellous light and this one probably has scissoring so its gotta be as good

the world building is…. clunky. unsure if i am liking the writing and characters but i’ll give it a little more

i dont think im a prude but sometimes seeing the word cock on page 43 seems a bit soon

i honestly thought i wasnt going to like this that much but it seems I am Not Immune to a murder mystery

tamsyn muir please break my reading slump if anyone can do it it’s you

i wasnt going to start this so soon but i HAVE to brag about the fact that i found this Brand New at a used book store where all paperbacks are half off so i got this for $9 and i will be riding that high all week

girls adopt a cat and get a girlfriend and then get the power to fight god

i knew it was gonna turn into this but its always a joy to read a fuck the police and fuck the christians book ❤️

just realized i should have been translating the māori in this book to really get the most out of it i am silly

I GOT KIDNAPPED BY GAY PIRATES (NOT CLICKBAIT)

i wish there was a map at the start of this book so i can picture all these cities but so far so fun

if i dont like this im going to be SO mad! plagues! pirates! biopunk! lesbians getting murdered and coming back to life! this is izzy catnip