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spontaneous pickup turned out to be the best thing to read on a new move-in

party foul

am i 'that weird uncle'

weird and talky. I'm 25% and we've played maybe 10 notes

weird and talky. i'm 25% through and we've played maybe 10 notes

miss kenton is always right

i'll remain YOUR day

sober

cute

not at all what i expected, in a great way. I never read blurbs, i thought this was his memoir or something but it's actually a solid metastudy on dating research

geez. i like rough sad books as they come, but these guys need a win :/

sink into her words

very breezy and very strange

this is riveting to a version of me that is about 5 years older and much more successful

meet me at costco, MRE aisle

what is that word for the strongly-exhale-air-out-of-nose chuckle when you read something mildly funny. doing that every other page

yeah the bible needs more zombies

i'm just here for the self-deprecation

despite myself i am sucked in

life of pi, but instead of a boat it's a car? still magical

the main takeaway is that all food comes from Portugal

the main takeaway is that all food comes from Portugal

"My answers to your concerns have likely made both of us dumber."

the problem with reading books about food is hungry. always hungry

yes. yes yes yes chang speaks for many of us

wait, are we supposed to like this president or not

every day is hip day

so far exactly what i need right now. i give way too much

but surely it couldn't happen -here-